Do you suppose we could share him? Because I think I could cope with that! Actually, Biebs and I are already married, and we have, like, three kids and a pet moose, so you’re going to need to find someone else there. I just don’t find girls very appealing. I mean, I do! Some of the girls I work with, and some of the girls I’m friends with, in fact, most of the girls I’m friends with are just, wow. But boobs are a little creepy, I won’t lie. So are… Most lady parts. And they’re always so hormonal, I just, I don’t know why you bother! If I were a guy, I’d definitely be gay. Yep, so I’d still have a certain element of you to haunt me!
He’s not a toy, Barbara; We can’t simply share him! He belongs to one person, and one person only — That person is me. Wow, you’re excused. I’m not interested in being a brother husband, so you’re going to have to sort that situation out before we carry on with our relationship. Why you wanna do me like that? Yeah, that’s understandable. You know how to admire a girl, just don’t want a romantic relationship with one, is all. Would you still want to model if you were a guy?
It’s for the better, Taylor.
Yes it does! I have nothing better to do anyways.
Why don’t you find something better to do? Go out, have a cup of coffee at some random coffee shop, enjoy yourself and the view around you? Something is better than nothing.
Johnny Depp’s voice drives me crazy, I won’t lie, so yeah, betcha i could cope with that!
A girl?! No, I don’t swing that way. Sorry, baba. But if I did have to date a girl, it’d be Ellen DeGeneres, for obvious reasons.
Oh, no, you were supposed to auction me off to Depp. If there’s any man I want in my life, it’s him and Justin Bieber. How are you so sure? You never know until you try. Ah, my twin? Good choice.